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Test for Dementia  Below are four ( 4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are....   Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)           First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~     Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question,  but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK? Second Question: I f you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down)   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~     Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person? You're not very good at this, are you?       Third Question:  Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only . Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.   Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .  Add another 1000. Now add 20 . Now add another 1000  Now add 10 . What is the total? Scroll down for answer.....         ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did you get 5000 ? The correct answer is actually 4100.   If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!  Today is definitely not your day, is it?  Maybe you'll get the last question right....  ....Maybe. ! < U> Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,  4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?       ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did you Answer Nunu?  NO! Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!   Okay, now the bonus round: A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By  imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is done.  Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~     He just has to open his mouth and ask...  It's really very simple.... Like you!     PASS  ON TO FRUSTRATE THE  SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE

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PAAVAN UPADHYAYA: These are some weird facts, which some of us might not have heard before:

PAAVAN UPADHYAYA: These are some weird facts, which some of us might not have heard before:

These are some weird facts, which some of us might not have heard before:

• A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee. 
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• A shark can detect one part of blood in 100 million parts of water.
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• A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
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• Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.
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• The dot over the letter I is called a title.
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• A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top.
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• A person cannot taste food unless it is mixed with saliva. For example, if a strong-tasting substance like salt is placed on a dry tongue, the taste buds will not be able to taste it. As soon as a drop of saliva is added and the salt is dissolved, however, a definite taste sensation results. This is true for all foods. Try it!
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• A male emperor moth can smell a female emperor moth up to 7 miles away.
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• A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue.
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•  Every person has a unique tongue print.
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• Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.
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• On an average, 12 newborns are given to the wrong parents daily.
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• Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate effects a dogs heart and nervous system, a few ounces enough to kill a small sized dog.
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• Money isn't made out of paper, its made out of cotton. Before the 1950s, it was made from the stem and leaves of a marijuana plant.
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• Most lipstick contains fish scales.
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• Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the sharks stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.
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• Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
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• Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.
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• Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.
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• The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.
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• Upper and lower case letters are named upper and lower,because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the upper case letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the smaller,lower case letters.
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• There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
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• There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange,purple, and silver!
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• Leonardo Da Vinci took 10 years to paint Mona Lisas lips.
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• Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to SLOW a film down so you could see his moves.
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• Bubble gum contains rubber.
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• Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
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• Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!
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• Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from public libraries..

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